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Today at work...
Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?
Me: Certainly. And your name is?
Customer: Mark Pellegrino.
Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: Yes.
Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

  • cellular number
  • snapchat
  • twitter
  • facebook
  • skype
  • email
  • facetime
  • first born

you know, anything you want

(Source: jo--harvelle)

bondoge: askdepressedderpy: askpsychoscoots: WAIT THEY BOUGHT IT??? NOOOO!!! D’: i swear if they shut down tumblr i’ll die! WHY WOULD A COMPANY PAY 1.1 BILLION DOLLARS IN CASH FOR A WEBSITE TO SHUT IT DOWN I S2G SOME OF U HAVE THE IQ OF A FUCKING CEMENT BRICK

bondoge:

askdepressedderpy:

askpsychoscoots:

WAIT THEY BOUGHT IT???

NOOOO!!! D’:

i swear if they shut down tumblr i’ll die!

WHY WOULD A COMPANY PAY 1.1 BILLION DOLLARS IN CASH FOR A WEBSITE TO SHUT IT DOWN I S2G SOME OF U HAVE THE IQ OF A FUCKING CEMENT BRICK

thordoftherings:

nightshadetears:

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And she was not lying.

Well fuck you all very much

liamdryden:

sherlockholmes:

These photos were taken 3 minutes apart.

Welcome to Scotland.

As someone walking around sunny Edinburgh yesterday having to dash to Starbucks minutes after to avoid catching a cold I can verify the 100% accuracy of this

gracefully-slipping: ansel you’re killing me here

gracefully-slipping:

ansel you’re killing me here

It is not the strength of the body that counts, but the strength of the spirit.

(Source: neutroncream)

willsmith420:

gwenelizz:

Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989

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(Source: thatgwenchick)

barkingmad98: picture-of-a-promise: baby-in-trenchcoat: caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas: i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and: Look at you sitting in front of your computer. Why don’t you just come on the bed with me? ok that gif oh my god

barkingmad98:

picture-of-a-promise:

baby-in-trenchcoat:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and:

Look at you sitting in front of your computer. Why don’t you just come on the bed with me?

ok

image

that gif oh my god

barkingmad98:

lolyoureabitch:

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS

AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT

I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT

I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.

I STILL RUN CLUMSILY UP THE STAIRS ON MY HANDS AND FEET LIKE A FREAKIN LEEMUR CHEETAH HYBRID

(Source: yilk)